Etiquette for the Elderly

or, "How Not to Be That Guy at the Early Bird Special"

Table Manners 101

1. Don't wear your dentures to the table. It's just tacky.

2. Use your napkin, not your sleeve. It's not a napkin, it's a napkin.

1. Don't talk about your aching joints at the dinner table. It's a conversation killer.

2. Use your hearing aids, they're not just for show.