Table 2: The Etiquette Edition

Where the rules are simple, but the manners are not.

Don't be a buffoon

Always keep your elbows off the table

Don't be a buffoon

Unless you're at a buffet, then it's every man for himself

Use your napkin

Not a sleeve, not a tablecloth, a napkin

No talking with your mouth full

Unless you're eating soup, then you can talk all you want

Keep your hands in your lap

Unless you're a magician, then you can do whatever you want

Don't be a rude guest

Unless you're at a rave, then you can be as rude as you like

Remember, etiquette is like a game of table tennis - it's all about the serve.