Lost something? Don't look, just give up. We've got it. Or not. Maybe it's in the fridge. Or the couch cushions. Or the neighbor's house. Who knows?
Our lost and found is a mystery box of despair, where hopes and dreams go to wither away in a sea of dust and forgotten dreams. But hey, you can still try!
Submit Your Item (Please don't, though. We're not really doing that.)
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Good luck with that.