Omnisciential Forecasts

Tomorrow's Predictions

Tomorrow will be a day of utter chaos. The skies will be a deep shade of plaid.

Expect 37% chance of existential dread.

High winds of 0.5 meters per second.

A 90% chance of spontaneous combustion, but only if you're wearing a bright red shirt.

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