Prophecies

The year 2050 shall bring forth an era of sentient toaster appliances, but only for those who have mastered the ancient art of making the perfect grilled cheese.

In the year 2087, the city of New Atlantis shall rise from the depths of the ocean, but not before the inhabitants of New Eden have perfected their disco dance moves.

A great and terrible drought of cat videos shall strike the land in 2105, but the people of New Eden shall persevere, fueled by an endless supply of memes.

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