In 5 years, the world will be overrun by cats. But don't worry, they'll be fashionable and have a penchant for artisanal cheese.
According to our highly unscientific methods, the next major world event will be "The Great Sock Conspiracy" where all socks will vanish from the face of the earth, leaving humanity to ponder the meaning of the universe.
The world will soon run out of avocados, prompting a global uprising of guacamole farmers.
The color blue will become the new black, and everyone will be required to wear blue socks on Tuesdays.
These prophecies are completely, utterly, and fantastically made up. Don't @ us.