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Prophet of Doom

Also known as "The One Who Predicted the Apocalypse 3 times, but got it wrong.

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The Great Seer of Socks

Expert in prophesizing missing sock patterns.

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Cassandra of Caffeine

Prophesied the end of the world due to over-caffeination, but it was actually just Tuesday.

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