The Prophets of the Void
Meet the prophets who have been tasked with predicting the exact moment when the coffee mug will be empty.
These are the chosen ones, tasked with the most sacred duty of all: predicting when the coffee mug will be empty.
Our current lineup includes:
- Prophet 1: "I see a 3:47 PM on Friday."
- Prophet 2: "I sense a 4:01 PM on Friday."
- Prophet 3: "I behold the void of 4:15 PM on Friday."