Formalities of the Ancients - Protocol

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Etiquette for the Elite | Terminology for the Initiated | Procedures for the Well-Bred

The Protocol

Step 1: Address your elders as 'Your Holiness'.

Step 2: Use the correct cutlery for the occasion.

Step 3: Never refer to a 'scone' as a 'snack'.

Step 4: Always wear your monocle when attending a state function.

Step 5: Never speak of the 'common folk' in a derogatory manner.