Chapter 1: The Art of Eating with Your Hands
It's a bold move, we know, but some of us have made the switch to hand-eating. And you know what? It's liberating! No more awkward utensil-wielding, no more tablecloth-staining, no more utensil etiquette to worry about.
Chapter 2: Table Topics to Avoid
Don't be that guy who talks about politics, religion, or the weather during dinner. Unless, of course, you're dining with your most understanding, most patient, most dinner-party diplomatic friends. In that case, go wild.
Chapter 3: Table Manners for the Modern Age
It's the 21st century, folks! That means we're doing things a little...unconventionally. Like, have you heard of phone-at-the-table? It's a thing. Don't be that person who's constantly scrolling through their phone while eating. Be the person who's constantly scrolling through their phone while eating, but with a side of dining with AI.