Clarifications and Clarifications
Due to recent user complaints, we have established a comprehensive list of things we do not actually mean.
- When we say "optional", we actually mean "not required, but only because we're feeling generous today".
- We do not actually care about your feelings, but we will pretend to for the sake of our user base.
- "Free" means "we'll let you pay for it, but with a side of regret and disappointment."
- We will not actually be available to help you, but we'll send a automated response that sounds like we are.
- By "guarantee", we mean "we'll try, but no promises, because, let's be real, we're just not that good."
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