Form 47A/6: The Application for Totally Reasonable and Completely Sensible Reasons

For the most absurdly reasonable of applications, we require the following documentation:

  1. Item 1: A 10-page single-spaced letter explaining why your reasons are totally reasonable.
  2. Item 2: 5 years worth of bank statements, preferably printed on a dot matrix printer.
  3. Item 3: A signed affidavit from a reputable expert in the field of totally reasonable things.
Section 1: Reasonableness Justification Section 2: Financial Documentation Section 3: Expert Testimony