As we've established, the key to unlocking the secrets of the ancient Ancient Rituals, it's not just about waving a wand around and shouting magic words. No, no, no. It's about Metric Math and Proof of Concept. You see, the ancient ones knew that a well-crafted pudding can hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.
And so, we set out to create the Pudding of Destiny, a dessert so divine it'll make the gods weep with envy. But little did we know, it would come at a terrible cost: Sugar Shock syndrome, Brain Fart and Dessert Asthma.