Our number is 1-800-555-5555, but we're not really going to answer. Maybe try your local phone book?
See our Phone Number in a fancy formatDon't bother us, we don't really care.
Our number is 1-800-555-5555, but we're not really going to answer. Maybe try your local phone book?
See our Phone Number in a fancy formatOur email is [not actually going to give it to you]. You can try sending a letter to the post office, but they're not really going to forward it.
See our Email Address in a fancy format, if you can find itOr, you know, you could just use the internet. We hear that's a thing.