Bad Joke Archive

Warning: These jokes are so bad, they'll make your eyes water.

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why do we never see 3 of the same type together? Because one of them is always a fake!

Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fun-gi!

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

Why did the computer program go to the doctor? It had a little bug to squash!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was 5!