Bureaucratic Red Tape Escape Plan

Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6-4 in triplicate, using only a pen that has not been sanctioned by the Ministry of Red Tape.

Step 2: Wait 6-12 months for the relevant department to process your form.

Step 3: Receive a notification that your form has been misplaced, but you may proceed to step 4.

Step 4: Pay an additional fee to expedite the processing of your form.

Step 5: Repeat steps 2-4 until your sanity is depleted.

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Proceed to Step 4 Proceed to Step 5 Escalate to Bureaucratic Red Tape Overlords