LOST CAUSE: A Bureaucratic Red Tape of Unending Procrastination

Due to an administrative oversight, we cannot provide you with any information. This page is a lost cause, trapped in a web of paperwork and red tape.

Reasons for this page's existence:

• Bureaucratic ineptitude.
• Unwillingness to make decisions.
• Lack of clear communication.
• Over-reliance on meetings.
• Excessive use of jargon.
• Unending budgetary constraints.
• Excessive use of acronyms.
• Unwillingness to take responsibility.

Would you like to:

Submit a Form, and potentially get lost in the process.

Correspond with our department, and maybe, just maybe, get a response in 6-12 months.