Committee Meeting: This Week's Decisions

Decisions Made by the Committee of Extraordinary Genius:

• Item 1: We should definitely have more donuts in the break room.
• Item 2: The new intern is not allowed to wear pants on Fridays.
• Item 3: We need to add more neon lights to the ceiling.
• Item 4: The committee chair will henceforth be known as "Overlord McOverlordface".
• Item 5: The meeting will now last for 8 hours instead of 2.

Next Meeting: Next Week's Decisions

Other Meetings:

• Last Week's Decisions
• Decisions From a Different Universe