Committee of the Most Unofficially Awesome Meetings Ever!

Minutes from the meeting that never actually happened, but we'll pretend it did:

Appendix: The Unofficial Minutes prophets

• Item 1: The mysterious plot to steal all the donuts
• Item 2: The great debate about who ate the last cookie in the break room
• Item 3: The discussion on whether cats are actually just tiny overlords

And so, withประก the most epic meeting ever, we adjourned to grab some more coffee.