Compensated Breakdancing Classes - Where the Beat Meets the Bump

Welcome to the most exclusive breakdancing classes in the city, where the streets are paved with gold and the instructors are paid to spin.

• Classes are 1 hour long, and you get 1 hour of free therapy to discuss your feelings about your dad.
• Our instructors have been known to moonlight as professional cage fighters and have a mean "headspin".
• Don't be surprised if you see our classes being filmed for a reality TV show, we're like the Real Housewives of breakdancing.