Level 3: Sprinkling Sugar on the Sprained Ankle of B-Boy Culture

Welcome to the most advanced, most exclusive, most utterly useless compensated breakdancing class in the world!

Here, we're not just talking about fancy footwork or smooth spins - no, no. We're talking about sprinkling sugar on the sprained ankle of B-Boy culture.

You know, that one thing that's been holding it back for too long. We're not just teaching you how to do the sprinkler, or how to moonwalk. We're talking about the secret to making your breakdancing game so strong, it'll make your ankle forget what it's been through.

So, are you ready to take your breakdancing skills to the next level? Or, at the very least, are you ready to take your ankle on a wild ride of pain and suffering?

Level 4: Putting the Ankle in a Blender