COOKIE DECLARATION FORM

How many cookies do you declare you have consumed? 0 1-5 6-10 11-15 How many cookie-related crimes have you committed? 0 I ate the whole bag I licked the crumbs off the keyboard I used crumbs as a science experiment Do you have a valid biscuit license? No Yes, with honors Yes, with a few minor infractions DECLARE COOKIES!

By declaring your cookie consumption, you are acknowledging that you are willing to face the consequences, including but not limited to:

• Exile from society for 30 days
• Forfeiting your right to hold public office
• Performing an additional 10 hours of community service

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