For Your Parents

Welcome to the most unhelpful resource ever created for your parents!

Parenting 101

We've got the answers you didn't know you were looking for.

Disguising the Truth

We're here to help you hide the evidence, but not really.

Getting Away with It

We won't tell, but you probably will.

prophets of doom, beware

Our lawyers say we can't be responsible for your actions.

Don't say we didn't warn you.