Insurance Claims: Because Adulting is Hard

Submit a Claim

Fill out the form below to submit your insurance claim. Don't forget to include a photo of your cat in a suit.

Claimant:
Description of Injury:
Proof of Injury:
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Claim Status

Check the status of your insurance claim here. If it's been delayed, it's probably because we're still trying to verify your cat's suit.

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FAQs

Q: What happens if I claim my goldfish got eaten by a shark?

A: We're not covering that.

Q: Can I claim my cat's hair loss is due to the neighbors' lawn gnomes?

A: No.

Q: Can I submit a claim for a tattoo I got of a fictional character?

A: No, but we can offer you a discount on our "I survived a zombie apocalypse" tattoo.