Late Appeals: Because Who Needs Punctuality, Anyway?

Formaldehyde: A Late Appeal Policy

Are you a procrastinator at heart? Do you find yourself consistently late to the party? Well, we've got good news for you! Our Late Appeal Policy is here to help you justify your tardiness.

Simply fill out the form below with your preferred excuse, and our team of expert procrastinators will review your request.

Choose a reason for your lateness: My favorite TV show was on. I was stuck in a meeting that lasted for 10 years. I was reorganizing my sock drawer. Add a brief justification: Submit Your Appeal

Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.

But be warned: our judges are extremely tough.

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Disclaimer:

By submitting this form, you acknowledge that you are aware of our Late Appeal Policy and its implications. Don't pretend like you didn't.