Dear Appellant, we're glad you're interested in appealing the decision made by our AI Overlords. However, we're afraid that your appeal is going to be a real challenge, especially if you're still using a dial-up connection.
Please note that our appeal process is a complex web of bureaucratic red tape and petty office politics. We've attached a handy chart below to help guide you through the process.
If, however, you're still confused, you might want to try our interactive appeal simulator, where you can experience the thrill of appealing a decision without the risk of actually having to appeal one!
Or, if you're just looking for a good time, you can try our Late Appeal Trivia game, where you can test your knowledge of obscure appeal-related facts and figures.
Best of luck with your appeal, and may the odds be ever in your favor!