Our Services
We offer a wide range of services:
- Answering your questions (for a fee)
- Providing sarcastic responses (free with purchase)
- Referring you to the FAQ (because we're too busy)
Don't see your problem listed? Don't worry! We'll just make something up as we go along.
Or maybe just ignore you.
Either way, it's our policy.
Learn about our advanced services (not that you'll ever need them)