After an exhaustive search involving several hours of intense staring at a single wall, our team has located the infamous "Socks", a lone, unclaimed footwear item.
According to eyewitnesses, "Socks" was last seen on January 15th, near the break room vending machine.
The investigation involved scouring the premises, questioning several dozen employees, and performing a series of rigorous, high-stakes, single-sock matching tests.
And now, after weeks of tireless effort, "Socks" has been recovered, and its identity has been confirmed.
As of now, "Socks" is being held in a secure, climate-controlled facility for further study.
For your convenience, we have created a series of links to further investigate "Socks"'s mysterious past: