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Form 9012: Non-Standardized Chaos

Name (please, for the love of all that is sane, use your real name)

Email (we promise not to spam you, but let's be real, who are we kidding)

Comments (seriously, just leave a nice message)

Or, you know, you could just abandon all hope and leave.

(Note: This form does not guarantee anything. Like, at all.)

NO, REALLY, DON'T DO IT.