Issued by: Zorvath, Overlord of the Realm
Permission granted to: You
This permission slip grants you access to all areas of the Realm, except where clearly posted otherwise.
Terms of Use: Do not touch anything. Do not ask questions. Do not look at the Princess.
Revocation Clause: This permission slip is void where the Overlord of the Realm feels like it.
Side effects of this permission slip may include: