Overly Casual Slouching: The Pet Peeves of the Inflated Ego

Because who needs to dress like a functioning member of society, anyway?

1. When someone uses 'relaxing' as a verb

It's 'taking a break' or 'chilling', not 'relaxing' like you're some sort of ancient Greek philosopher.

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2. When the 'artisanal' coffee shop down the street puts whipped cream on their lattes

I mean, come on, it's just a $5 cup of coffee. Don't @ me.

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3. When someone uses 'hella' as a synonym for 'very' or 'really'

It's just a lazy way of speaking, folks. Get some actual vocabulary, for once.

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4. When the local 'independent' bookstore sells only the most overpriced, mass-market drivel

I mean, where's the 'independent' in that, hmm?

The travesty of 'independent'