Level 1: Whispering in Public Certification

You've been granted permission to whisper in public.

But don't get too comfortable, this is just level 1.

You still have a lot to learn.

For example, you still need to learn how to whisper without making eye contact.

Or how to whisper without making a sound.

Or how to not get caught by the noise police.

It's a tough course, but someone's gotta do it.