``` Whispering in Public 101: The Ultimate Guide to Annoying Your Neighbors

Whispering in Public 101: The Art of Annoyance

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Whispering in public is an art form that requires finesse, subtlety, and a healthy dose of disdain for those around you. To master this delicate balance, one must first learn the basics.

Chapter 2: Essential Whispering Techniques

Technique 1: The Whisper-By

Also known as the "accidental" whisper, this is a classic move where you "accidentally" whisper a juicy piece of gossip to a nearby stranger, only to "accidentally" correct yourself mid-whisper.

Learn more about the Whisper-By in our exclusive guide: Whisper-By 101

Technique 2: The Sotto Voce

This is the art of whispering directly into someone's ear, making them wonder if you're sharing a secret or just being rude. The thrill of the Sotto Voce is matched only by the terror of the person being whispered to.

Explore the Sotto Voce in our advanced course: Sotto Voce: The Whisperer's Edge

Technique 3: The Whisper-Chain

This is the art of whispering to multiple people in a row, creating a whispering chain reaction that's sure to leave a trail of confusion and annoyance in your wake.