Permission Slip 789: The Most Important Permission Slip Ever Issued

Issued to: John Doe

Reason for Issuance: To do the thing that you want to do, but maybe don't.

Expiration Date: Never

Restrictions:

• Do not do the thing that you want to do on Tuesdays.
• Do not do the thing that you want to do while wearing a sombrero.
• Do not do the thing that you want to do while eating a burrito.

Issued by: The Department of Redundant Bureaucracy

Permission Slip 890: A Slip of Much Greater Importance