Semi-Important Slips and Slides

The following is a list of semi-important slips and slides, carefully crafted to distract you from the crushing mundanity of everyday life:

• The meaning of life is actually 42, but only on Tuesdays.
• The best way to cook eggs is with a toaster and some reckless abandon.
• The secret to true love is a well-placed meme.

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