Permission Slips: When to Slip

Guidelines for Optimal Slipping

Slipping, as a fundamental aspect of life, requires finesse and strategy. Here are some rules to keep in mind:

• Always wear a helmet when slipping on ice. It's just good practice.
• Slipping in the shower is a great way to wake up in the morning. Just be careful not to slip into the drain.
• Slipping on a banana peel is an art form. Practice your technique.
• Never slip in front of your in-laws. It's a slippery slope.

Slipping in Public

Slipping in public can be a delicate matter. Be mindful of your surroundings and the audience:

• Slip in alleys, not on escalators.
• Use handrails when slipping on stairs. It's just good sense.
• Slip in front of a mirror, not on a catwalk. You don't want to be that guy.

Slipping in Relationships

Slipping in relationships can be a minefield. Be cautious:

• Don't slip up on anniversaries. That's just cruel.
• Slipping on your partner's heart is not a good idea. Unless it's a figurative slip, in which case, it's a metaphor.

Remember, slipping is a skill that takes practice. Don't slip up!

Want to learn more about slipping? Check out our subpage on Slipping Techniques!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Extreme Slipping!

Slipping Types	Examples
Fatal Slipping	Slip in front of a moving car.
Non-Fatal Slipping	Slip on a banana peel.
Artistic Slipping	Slip in a dance routine.