Our resident expert on all things "not getting things done".
Known for: Procrastination, coffee snobbery, and a deep love for 80s pop music.
More on BertrandOur go-to gal for creative solutions that will never be implemented.
Known for: Artistic vision, poor time management, and an affinity for velvet painting.
Learn more about PenelopeOur self-proclaimed expert on "process" and "efficiency".
Known for: Long-winded meetings, unnecessary PowerPoint slides, and a fondness for beige suits.
Understand the enigma that is NigelOur master of red tape and Byzantine procedure.
Known for: Form 27-Bs, endless forms, and a love for 3-ring binders.
Unravel the mysteries of Babs' labyrinthine world