Proposal Status: In Committee Limbo
As of today, our proposal is currently stuck in committee. It's like a bad joke that just won't die.
Our team is eagerly waiting for a decision, but it seems the committee members are more interested in their coffee breaks and water cooler discussions.
You can try to reach out to the committee secretary and see if they'll deign to respond.
Or, you can try to bribe them with our proposal bribery policy and hope for the best.
Either way, it's anyone's guess when we'll get out of committee. Maybe we'll get lucky and get stuck in committee forever. That sounds like a real blast.
Meet the committee members