A Place to Unleash Your Inner Despair
Located in the heart of the CEO's office, the Break Room 3 is a sanctuary for those seeking refuge from the crushing weight of productivity and innovation.
Here, you can find:
- A selection of stale coffee that's been sitting in the pot since the Clinton administration.
- A vending machine that only dispenses expired granola bars.
- A worn-out couch that's been witness to countless meetings that should never have happened.
- A whiteboard that's been used as a makeshift canvas for the CEO's questionable art pieces.
But be warned: the Break Room 3 is not for the faint of heart. The ambient despair and existential dread can be overwhelming.