We are pleased to report that the CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been successfully fed for the 3rd time this week. The office fridge is still stocked with a steady supply of catnip and tuna.
However, we are experiencing some technical difficulties with the coffee machine. It is currently spewing forth an ungodly amount of coffee grounds, and our intern, Bob, is on the scene attempting to "figure it out".
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Also, a reminder that the "Crisis Room" will be hosting a weekly brown bag meeting to discuss the finer points of "Crisis Management".
Stay calm, and remember: we are all in this together.