As a valued employee, you are entitled to a free pizza every Friday. However, please note that our CEO, "The Pizza Overlord," has decreed that the pizza must be consumed in exactly 3.14 minutes (π minutes) or face termination.
Failure to comply will result in the immediate revocation of your "Employee of the Month" mug, which you've grown quite attached to.
Additional details can be found on the Policy Details page.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to challenge the CEO to a pizza-eating contest on the Pizza Throwdown page.