Our CEO has a strict policy of only taking vacations on Tuesdays.
It's a little-known fact that Tuesdays are the only day of the week when the sun is in perfect alignment with the coffee machine in the break room.
Tuesdays: The Ultimate Vacation DayAccording to company policy, all employees are required to wear a "World's Okayest CEO" t-shirt on Tuesdays to commemorate the occasion.
Okay T-Shirt PolicySide effects of the CEO's Tuesday vacation policy include: