The CEO of Chaos
Phase 2: The Real Fun Begins
Welcome to Phase 2, where the madness intensifies. Our fearless leader, the CEO of Chaos, has declared this phase a "Critical Succession Event".
Key initiatives include:
- Unpredictable Meetings: Where the CEO will randomly burst into the conference room unannounced, demanding to know why everything is not working.
- Bi-Weekly Burnout Sessions: Where the team will be forced to play "Would You Rather" with a twist: Would you rather have a 5am wake-up call from HR or Would you rather have a surprise performance review by the CEO?
- Optional but Mandatory Casual Fridays: Where the team will be encouraged to wear their most creative "casual" attire, but warned that "casual" is code for "wear a chicken suit and a fedora".
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