Rule 1: All snacks must be rationed into neat little packets of 5 units each. This ensures fair distribution and prevents snacking anarchy.
Rule 2: Snacks are only dispensed during designated snack times (11am-12pm, 2pm-3pm, and 4pm-5pm). Any snacking outside of these hours is strictly prohibited.
Rule 3: Snack Vending Machine: All snacks must be obtained from the official Snack Vending Machine, located in the break room. Any attempts to circumvent this system will be met with severe consequences.
Rule 4: Snack rationing officials reserve the right to inspect your snack stash at any time. Failure to comply will result in snack-related penalties.