Standard Form 12B: Please, for the love of all things sane, fill out this form.

Name (or, you know, whatever):
Email Address (not that we'll actually use it):
Phone Number (we'll only call you at 3 AM):
Reason for contacting us (optional, but please, please, PLEASE tell us why):
Submit (and pray to the Form Gods)

Bizarro Form: Because this one's just plain weird

Standard Form 11A: The One Before This One (but don't ask questions)

Standard Form 13C: The One That'll Probably Get Lost in the Mail

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