Q: What is this panel for?
A: We review submissions for the Galactic Overlord of Sarcasm.
Q: What kind of submissions?
A: Submissions for the most absurd, ridiculous, and completely-not-at-all-serious applications to join the Galactic Overlord's inner circle of minions.
Q: How does the review process work?
A: It involves a panel of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly-biased experts who will review your application, ask you a series of ridiculous questions, and then decide whether you're worthy of joining our illustrious ranks.
Q: What kind of questions will I be asked?
A: Questions like: "Can you eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting?", "Do you have any allergies to extreme amounts of sass?", and "Can you recite the entire script of 'The Big Lebowski' from memory?"
Q: What are the odds of being accepted?
A: The odds are against you, pal. But hey, it's not like we're trying to make a profit or anything.