Submission Review Panel: The Most Impartial of All Time

Meet the brave individuals who review submissions for our esteemed website. We're not biased, no sir.

Our reviewers are:

• Reviewer 1: The Human Equivalent of a Time-Tested Calculator
• Reviewer 2: The Enthusiastic Yet Cautious Optimist
• Reviewer 3: The Skeptical yet Occasionally Amused

Submission Review Process:

We take submissions with the utmost seriousness and care. Or do we?

Submission Review Panel's Code of Ethics:

• We review submissions with an open mind, closed eyes.
• We do not discriminate based on the number of cat pictures attached.
• We do not tolerate tardiness, unless it's a Tuesday.

Submission Submission Guidelines:

• Please submit your submission in the correct format, or we'll have to send it back.
• Please do not send us your actual submissions. We're not a mailbox.

Submission Contact Information:

Get in touch with us at submissions@submissions.com

We'll get back to you, probably.