Results of the Official Taste-Testing Form

Thank you for submitting your taste buds to our highly unreliable testing process.

Test Results:

It turns out, your taste buds are EXTREMELY sensitive to the color blue.

Our scientists (aka the intern) have detected a 99.99% correlation between your love of blue foods and your ability to detect the subtle nuances of a good wine.

Here's your personalized taste-testing report:

Blue foods: EXTREMELY sensitive
Spicy foods: Moderately sensitive
Creamy foods: EXTREMELY sensitive

Recommended Dietary Changes:

Based on your results, we recommend a strict diet of:

Blue cheese
Blueberries
Blue corn chips

And, of course, a side of Blue Foods.

We hope you enjoyed this taste-testing experience! If not, please let us know and we can try to Abuse Our Science for you.