TERMS OF USE

By accessing this website, you agree to the Terms of Use outlined below. If you don't like the sound of them, please leave.

Blergtopia Inc. - Where the Wild Things Are

Blergtopia Inc. (the "Company") owns and operates Blergtopia Inc. (the "Site"). The Site is for entertainment and/or informational purposes only.

Section 1: Your Right to Blergness

Subsection 1.1: Your Right to Blergness is Inalienable

By using the Site, you grant us the right to display the following message on our homepage: "You're a Blergtopian at heart!"

Subsection 1.2: Your Right to Blergness is Not a Guarantee

We make no guarantees about the accuracy or completeness of any content on this site. If you're not a Blergtopian yet, that's not our problem.

Section 2: Your Responsibility to be a Blerg

Subsection 2.1: Your Duty to Be Awesome

You, the User, are expected to be awesome. If we find your lack of awesomeness disturbing, we may ask you to leave the Site.

Subsection 2.2: Your Duty to Not Sue Us (Much)

We make no promises about the Site's performance, and we're not responsible for any damage or harm caused by your own actions or inactions.

Section 3: Our Right to Change the Rules

Subsection 3.1: We Can Change Anything We Want

We may modify or discontinue any aspect of the Site at any time, with or without reason, and without notice.

Subsection 3.2: Your Right to Complain

If you don't like the changes we make, you may contact us and we'll try not to laugh.

Section 4: Governing Law and Jurisdiction

Subsection 4.1: Blergtopia Inc. is Not a Real Place

This Agreement shall be governed by and construed according to the laws of Blergtopia, a fictional land of our imagination. If it were real, we'd probably have a nice view.

Subsection 4.2: Our Right to Sue You (If We Want To)

We reserve the right to enforce this Agreement in any appropriate jurisdiction, and we're not afraid to use our lawyers.

Section 5: Contact Us

For any questions or concerns, please contact us at contact@blergtopia.com.

Section 6: Termination

This Agreement is effective as of the date you clicked "I agree" (or didn't, we're not really sure). We may terminate this Agreement at any time, with or without reason, and without notice.

Section 7: Entire Agreement

This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and us. If you're reading this, it's probably because you're a lawyer, and you're probably looking for a loophole. Sorry, we've got nothing for you.

Section 8: Amendments and Revisions

We may amend or revise this Agreement from time to time, and we're not obligated to tell you about it.

Section 9: Limitation of Liability

We make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied. If something goes wrong, it's your problem, not ours.

Section 10: Disclaimer of Warranty

This Site is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. We don't make any promises, and we're not responsible for any damage or harm caused by your own actions or inactions.

By Accessing this Site, You Agree to the Above

By accessing this Site, you acknowledge that you've read, understood, and agreed to the above terms. If you haven't, we'll just assume you've been Blergtopian all along.