The Great Survey of the Future

Take the survey of a lifetime, literally.

We'll be asking you questions about your deepest, darkest fears, your wildest hopes and dreams, and your opinions on the meaning of life.

What are we doing with your data? What is the point of all this? Note: This response is a simple, basic page that could be improved upon. The "survey" could be expanded upon with more questions, and more links could be added to subpages that delve into the specifics of the survey. The tone is meant to be dryly humorous, but could also be improved upon with more witty, clever content.